World's Third Oldest Profession?
After prostitution and spying on prostitution, apparently came drawing what they saw. Obviously, austropithicles died out because its schlong wasn't gigantic enough...
...the party's over.
Kerry concedes at 11 AM today.
Well, it was a good party at least, and the cleanup only took an hour. And John Stewart will ensure I completely fail to crush my EDPY midterm tomorrow!
Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas take the Delorean back to last Sunday in an attempt to avert a Redskins loss, thus saving GWB's re-election chances. Because all the judiciary bias in the world cannot overcome the power of the Redskins...